Well, it's that spontaneous "Oh, Cooool..." moment you got when you first saw Tom Cruise scrubbing video with his multi-touch screen in Minority Report. It's seeing Jonny Lee Miller opening an umbrella in a high school hallway, checking his watch, before the "sprinkler test" he set the night before is activated fulfilling every high school geeks fantasy #1.
The Urban Dictionary defines a geekgasm as:
"A fit of intense geekly joy, happens when a geek runs into someone or something exceedingly geeky not seen every day, or when they get uber excited and riled up; When a geek goes into geekstcy, Has a geek-on; What makes a geek go crazy; When a geek has reached his or her geek climax; The equivalent of a sexual orgasm for a geek."
A good definition, but it begs the question: What factor or combination thereof will cause a geek to achieve the state of geekgasm? To answer this, I have come up with what I believe to be the 4 core factors that contribute to something being geekgasm worthy. These factors are:
1. Information Overload: This satisfies the geeks insatiable desire for information. Real-time information, about the most detailed aspects of all the systems the geek comes in contact with. If you have ever tailed your system log just to stare at the all the random debug information your apps are generating, you know what I'm talking about.
2. Instant Gratification: The geek wants it and they want it NOW. No waiting for 6Mbit cable internet. The geek NEEDS 12. They needed that DVD screener of Jurassic Park 4 yesterday. The geek lives in a world of quick references, one click checkouts, and instant messaging. If there is a way to make it faster, simpler, and closer to the geek's finger tips this will definitely lead to more geekgasms.
3. Control: Above all else the geek wants control. Not only does the geek want to tweak, update, and personalize everything, they want to be able to do it from anywhere at anytime. We once lived in the world of "the electron and the switch". Now we live in the world of the touch screen and the transistor. Things are getting smaller, faster, and easier to control. Why I would want to control my bedroom light from my cellphone, I don't know, but it's definitely geekgasm worthy.
4. Hackability: There is nothing more annoying to a geek then a system that is locked down with assumptions about how the geek is going to use it. If the geek wants to modify a toaster to read slashdot through a text-to-speech translator, then the toaster manufacturer had better have made the outer casing easy to remove and the internal circuitry easy to replace. If a geek wants more information, instant gratification, or control from a device they will find a way. If that device is not designed for easy modification beyond its intended use, well this is why hacking is unfortunately so often associated with breaking the law.
For geeks, these 4 factors are a good way of judging any new device or technology (you probably already do this). For designers, engineers, marketing gurus, webmasters, etc.. If you want to be the next cool thing for geeks, speak to these factors and you can't lose. (well you can always lose, but hey at least you'll be recognized for trying and maybe even end up with a cult of purists who will use only your technology until they are grudgingly forced out of it years later when everyone has gotten bored of writing ports and/or drivers.)
Admittedly the examples I used are specific to computer geeks, however it may be possible to apply these factors creatively to other forms of geekdom. I have not explored this.
Maybe some time soon I'll review a few technologies and devices using the geekgasm scale.
Do you have any suggestions, comments, factor's to add? Let me know in the comments.